It all made sense to Clyde Brogan. He just didn’t know whether or not to believe it. He’d call Mother. It really only mattered to him as far as the handing off of information. What she did with it was not his concern.
The roofer lays the tiles and hammers them down. He then collects his pay. He does not care if you decide to tap dance on your new roof while wearing golf shoes. His work is done. It was similar here. Clyde had dealt in information most of his life. His frail build and sick childhood precluded him from dealing in brawn. The hope here was that information sent Mother’s way would eventually be enough to make her attention turn back toward him. For her to want to free him, her only son. Her wayward son. He knew she could.
Hell, if anyone could, it was Mother Bungo.
The two bodies bled out all over the once white bed sheets. They were caught in the act, alright. Naked and fallen out of doggy style. Her collapsed forward onto her belly. He, felled to the side and somewhat forward, behind her.
They were shot first, judging by the bleeding. The knife wounds, which included partial beheadings for both victims and multiple stab wounds to the chests and faces, bled far less. Some not at all. Postmortem wounds.
The sheriff knew hate when he saw it. The ritzy twat’s son was already cuffed and stuffed in the back of his squad car.
Neighbors had reported gunshots. Two shotgun blasts. No screaming. No fighting. They almost didn’t call. They did. When the cops arrived, the twat’s son, William, was sitting coolly in his living room. The TV was on and the Cubs were up by two runs in the seventh. Their closer was warming up and the faces of the fans in attendance were twisted nervously. Two innings was twice his normal outing.
William walked in on his wife fucking another man. Heard them going at it when he pulled into the driveway. He’d never heard her groan that way. It was throaty and feral. He grabbed the shotgun from the garage and paid them a visit.
The heroic sheriff reenacted.
He’d shot them both in the back, from the doorway. Him first. He fell against her ass and to the side. Then her. She barely knew what was happening. Maybe she didn’t. She fell forward. Her face in the pillow. William then became curious. What’s the guy look like? His face was plain. Serene. Forever fucking the cunt of William’s woman. An eternal hard on, sitting at the side of our Lord and Savior.
He looked at her next. Grabbed her head up from the pillow by her auburn curls. Smiling. She was smiling, the bitch. William always carried a fixed blade knife. Occasionally, when someone asked him why, he’d tell them what Sonny Barger used to say: “In case I need to pop a balloon.”
Once he started stabbing them, he could not stop. Her first, then him. The rage. The hurt. The blade broke off in her face. Her nasal cavity. The wounds were even worse on him. His face and neck perforated by blunt steel.
Chuck Cunningham was leveled by the forensic news that the Sherriff had it backwards. The knife wounds came first. He was further leveled by the evidence that Mother Bungo brought to light in his office. How the hell did she know?
“Why do you want to be here?” Asked Clyde, easing off his shiv. They’d been talking for almost five minutes. His hand was numb then tingling in his pocket as the blood returned.
“I got a taste for prison loaf.” William answered.
The sheriff canceled his next two news conferences in which he was set to address the media. Announced he would not run for reelection. Chuck Cunningham ran a story praising his term and wishing the old lawman well as he rode off into the sunset. He buried the story of the forensics findings. No need to confuse the readership. They had their man.
The Busted Cherry was in near riot. One of their own was being sent off to marriage the next morning. Mother Bungo’s hubby closed the bar down with an eloquent toast. He praised the institution of marriage in bawdy style to much rowdy laughter. Then lowered his voice and brought a tear to every eye. Brought every heart into every throat.
The greasy back of Bruno Sinatro’s hand slammed across his wife’s face, sending her to their bed. He thought of fucking her. She had just told him that there was another man. He thought of another cock in her. He dragged her to her feet and struck her back down to the twisted sheets. She sobbed and called him a bastard. He called her a whore. Thought again about fucking her. Left their home instead. The damned cursed place.
Gorgeous George the Fourth rolled a joint, screwed it into his lips, and lit. Every muscle in his body ached. He’d been at the game a long time. Too long time. He rubbed his tired brow and felt scar tissue. He wore a stained wifebeater and a torn pair of sweats. His Walmart shoes were of the Velcro variety. Easier on and off than the leaning over of shoelaces. His back seldom allowed him that. His hair was freshly bleached, quaffed, and perfumed. The grey covered once again. He leafed through the sequined robes in his too small closet. Chose a floor length powder blue number with a darker blue feathered color. He paid nine grand for it six years back in Tijuana. Downed the last of a Schlitz and left.
Sinatro and Gorgeous waited for Cas to come out the front door and hop in the old Buick. They allowed themselves the usual time to get a round of fat burgers prior to the night’s fight card. Impatient, Sinatro walked up to the door and knocked after a few moments. No answer. Then he heard rustling around back He waved Gorgeous over and walked around the house. Gorgeous cursed, sighed heavily and swung his stiff legs to the hard cement. Hefted himself to standing using the rusted door frame.
“Hold on, you fucking wop.”
Sinatro stopped. Went to Gorgeous and lent him his shoulder for a few strides.
Casimir “The Russian Hammer” Brodowski was holding his own but beginning to fade. His attackers were going for a quiet kill in a residential area. They were armed with knives. The occasional blackjack or such. The Russian Hammer disarmed by isolating joints and then knocked the fuckers out. Three so far and working on the fourth. He positioned himself in a corner of the gazebo with his back to the rail. They were forced to attack one at a time. Still. Cas was tiring. He was beginning to get hit. It was a matter of time until a knife found its target. A blunt instrument knocked him senseless.
Bruno Sinatro yelled something in a booming voice and ran toward the fray. Three of the original attackers remained a threat. Sinatro grabbed two and clunked their skulls together. Cas, spent, rolled to under the built in bench that lined the structure’s sides and licked his wounds there. The Italian began to dissect his prey. He put his wife’s thin features on the ugly mugs of the attackers, and then mashed them. The last attacker made a move to break free and ran right into Gorgeous. He swung a panicked roundhouse that never landed. What landed was george’s stiff right. A straight punch right to the point of the attacker’s chin. He fell like a sack. Gorgeous rubbed his sore knuckles. Inhaled on his joint and coughed.
“Put that shit away.” Said Sinatro.
Gorgeous shrugged. “Check on the kid.”
Cas was fine. Shaken, but fine.
Mother Bungo was due home any minute. The attackers were tied up, gagged, and stacked in the gazebo. The three professional wrestlers had a card to get to. Cas prayed that Mother not find the men while he was gone. There was no telling what she’d do to the men without Cas there to moderate.
For all the damage he’s done to keep Mother Bungo safe and to follow her orders; it was nothing compared to what he knew her capable of doing.